Try again, please.
As far as stinkers go, this one is a beauty.
People with “Absolute Power” have made some pretty unreasonable requests throughout history. This is undoubtedly one of those times.
Submitted by RoyZ of plain gray swatch.
Useful in real life does not equate useful in fantasy. In this case, it’s useless for useful. “???” indeed.
Even with the injury… no.
Seriously, “C’mon Man.”
My reply: “That is insulting.”